She’s on your case about picking up the phone. How dare you go ghost! How long has it been? Less than 24 hours since a call and about 4 hours since a text. — GOLDFISH SYNDROME How long is the average attention span of an American? Men and women are guilty. This isn’t one sided. Unfortunately, equality applies. Sorry ladies. Turns out it is shorter than a goldfish. Americans clock an average of 8 seconds compared to the Goldfish 9. Makes sense. I had…